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Hi Friends,
I visited a blog today. Saw this so just read it. good ones. Really
nice.


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A Store That Sells Husbands


A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a
woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping
center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.

Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
nice day!

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Woman Power


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always
conditions.)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition
for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said,...

"Clean my house."

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