dilbert's one liners

These are really good ones!!
If you are a Dilbert fan,you will definitely like them.
Ø Born free taxed to death.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø I say no to drugs they just don't listenØ A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of yourtime.
Ø When everything comes in your way you're in thewrong lane.
Ø Smile, it makes people wonder what you arethinking.
Ø If you keep your feet firmly on the ground,you'll have trouble putting onyour pants.
Ø It's not hard to meet expenses- they areeverywhere.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand isthe paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø My phone number is 17. We got one of the earlyones.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was anidiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.
Ø In a country of free speech, why are there phonebills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars inthe universe, he'llbelieve you. But if you tell him a park bench has justbeen painted, he hasto touch it to be sure.
Ø I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and hegot away.
Ø If you cannot change your mind, are you sure youhave one?
Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush. Leave work at noon!
Ø It's not the fall that kills you. It's thesudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made yourhorn louder.
Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino'sLaw of Burnt Fingers
Ø Never underestimate the power of very stupidpeople in large groups.
Ø The cigarette does the smoking you are just thesucker.
Ø Someday is not a day of the week