some whacky quotations

Always give 100% to Work : 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

Teem Meeting is a practical alternate to real work

To ERR is human, to forgive is against company policy

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Coding standard is one of them.

The most faulty interface lies between the chair & the keyboard

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people do 75% of the project work

Confession is good for the soul but bad for the career

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

It does not matter whether you do a task or not, try to learn how to blame others for task not done

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Reading in bathroom is not multi tasking

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


God is real, unless declared integer

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Home is where the television is.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Death is hereditary.