a lesson or two

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified,well-dressed
good looking man in his late 40s r early 50s. "Can I help you?" she
asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you would
prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie
appeared
and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills
and
gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man
calmly
left. The next night the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Natalie.

Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row -
too
expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went
upstairs.

After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive
night,
but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session,
Natalie
questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row.
Where
are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really?" she said. "I have family
in
South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am
your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain ...
1. Death
2. And being screwed by a lawyer